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Re: Še malo resničnega heca 6
Reply #645 - 07.10.2011 at 20:15:51
 
‎10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash - Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
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Re: Še malo resničnega heca 6
Reply #646 - 17.10.2011 at 13:17:20
 
hhhh
kašna je povezava med tema dvema predmetoma?
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nam pove kolk ste stari
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Re: Še malo resničnega heca 6
Reply #647 - 18.10.2011 at 22:18:41
 
sem premlada, da bi vedla  Smiley

na, pa še ena mal za hec, mal za res

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Re: Še malo resničnega heca 6
Reply #648 - 18.11.2011 at 18:52:26
 
TECH SUPPORT
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Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one.
...............................................
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my DVD
out !!!
Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure it's really stuck.
Tech Support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn't inserted it
yet. It's still on my desk . . . sorry. Thank you.
................................................
Tech Support: Click on the 'MY COMPUTER' icon on the
Left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
................................................
Tech Support: Hello. How may I help you?
Male Customer: Hi .. . . I can't print.
Tech Support: Would you click on 'START' for me and . . ..
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on
me. I'm not Billi Gates!!!
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Customer: Good afternoon, this is Martha. I can't
print. Every time I try, it says . . . 'CAN'T FIND
PRINTER'. I even lifted the printer and placed it
in front of the monitor, but the computer still
says it can't find it!!!
................................................
Customer: I have problems printing in red.
Tech Support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah . . . . . . . . . . thank you.
................................................
Tech Support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear that my boyfriend bought for
me at the 7-11 store.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech Support: Are you sure your keyboard is plugged
into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech Support: Pick up your keyboard and take ten
steps backwards.
Customer: Okay.
Tech Support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Tech Support: That means the keyboard is not plugged
in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Wait a
moment please. . . . . . . Ah, that one does work.
Thanks.
...............................................
Tech Support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in
apple, a capital letter 'V' as in Victor, and the number '7'.
Customer: Is that '7' in capital letters
...............................................
Customer: I can't get on the internet.
Tech Support: Are you absolutely sure you used the
correct password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my co-worker do it.
Tech Support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots.
................................................
Tech Support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech Support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry . . . Internet Explorer.
...............................................
Customer: I have a huge problem! My friend has
placed a screen saver on my computer . . . but,
every time I move my mouse, it disappears.
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Tech Support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first email.
Tech Support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address,
but how do I get the little circle around it.
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk because
she had a problem with her printer..
Tech Support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: No, my desk is next to the door, but that
is a good point. The man sitting next to me is by
a window, and his printer is working fine!
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And last, but not least . . .

Tech Support: Okay Bob, press the control and escape
keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the
middle of the screen.. Now, type the letter 'P' to bring
up the Program Manager.
Customer: I don't have a 'P'.
Tech Support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean ?
Tech Support: 'P' . . . on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!!
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Re: Še malo resničnega heca 6
Reply #649 - 13.12.2011 at 12:03:14
 
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Reply #650 - 14.12.2011 at 00:27:05
 
dobro Smiley
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Re: Še malo resničnega heca 6
Reply #651 - 15.12.2011 at 14:44:20
 
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Re: Še malo heca 6
Reply #652 - 06.01.2012 at 16:35:24
 
Vinko iz Logatca!

Po koncu protokola so Busha, ki je obiskal Slovenijo, vprašali, če ima še kakšno posebno željo, pa je rekel, da bi zelo rad videl Vinka iz Logatca. Tudi Putin je imel enako željo ob obisku Slovenije in je želel pozdraviti Vinka iz Logatca.

Počasi se je direktorju KLI Logatca, kjer je bil Vinko zaposlen, vse skupaj zdelo že malo preveč, pa ga je poklical v pisarno.

šef: "Ja Vinko, kako to, da te Bush in Putin poznata?"
Vinko:" Ah, to ni nič takega! Dosti potujem, pa srečujem ljudi..."
šef: "Pa dobro, ampak stavim, da papeža pa ne poznaš osebno."
Vinko: "Ah, kaj da ne! Seveda ga poznam."
šef: "Tega pa ne verjamem. To boš dokazal."
In je šel KLI Logatec na sindikalni izlet v Vatikan.
Komaj je Vinko stopil iz avtobusa, že je od daleč slišal papeža vpiti:
"oooo, Vinko, kje si! Dolgo te nisem videl!"
Vinko je pohitel do papeža in prav prisrčno sta se objela in trepljala po ramenih.
Naenkrat nastane pri avtobusu panika in Vinko takoj pohiti nazaj k avtobusu.
Na tleh leži njegov šef, ki je omedlel.
Ko se po nekaj trenutkih spet zave, ga Vinko zaskrbljen vpraša, kaj se je zgodilo.
šef: "Veš kaj Vinko, vse sem prenesel. In to, da poznaš Busha, in da poznaš Putina. Tudi za papeža ti zdaj verjamem, ampak ko je pa Japonček zraven mene rekel "Kdo je pa tista budala z belo kapco poleg Vinkota iz Logatca?", je bilo pa preveč."
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Reply #653 - 14.01.2012 at 01:05:26
 
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Reply #655 - 24.01.2012 at 13:40:04
 
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Re: Še malo resničnega heca 6
Reply #657 - 07.02.2012 at 10:55:46
 
ego-3p wrote on 07.02.2012 at 07:50:33:

Klasični Tony Parsons!  Cheesy Grin
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Re: Še malo resničnega heca 6
Reply #658 - 07.02.2012 at 15:27:30
 
Poet wrote on 07.02.2012 at 10:55:46:
ego-3p wrote on 07.02.2012 at 07:50:33:

Klasični Tony Parsons!  Cheesy Grin

Resničen hec , za kakšnega reveža kar malo preveč Grin
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Re: Še malo resničnega heca 6
Reply #659 - 24.02.2012 at 16:35:00
 
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