I've learned ...

• that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

• that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

• that money doesn't buy class.

• that it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

• that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

• that the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?

• that to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

• that the less time I have to work, the more things I get done.

Culo za ukus kod leptira je smesteno na nogama.

Pacije kvakanje ne stvara eho, niko ne zna zasto.

Svi polarni medvedi su levaci.

Za samo10 minuta uragan oslobodi vise energije nego svo postojece nuklearno oruzje na svetu.

U proseku, 100 ljudi umre od davljenja hemijskom olovkom svake godine.

U proseku, ljudi se vise plase pauka nego smrti.

Devedeset procenata njujorskih taksista su tek pristigli imigranti.

Trideset pet procenata ljudi koji koriste male oglase za zakazivanje sastanaka sa zenama vec su ozenjeni.

Slonovi su jedine zivotinje koje ne mogu da skoce.

Samo jedna osoba od dve milijarde dozivece 166 ili vise godina.

Kravu je moguce naterati da se popne uz stepenice... ali naterati je da sidje - nema sanse.

Zene trepcu gotovo dvaput vise od muskaraca.

Coveku je fizicki nemoguce da lizne sopstveni lakat.

Puz moze da spava tri godine.

Ne postoji rec u engleskom jeziku koja se rimuje sa "MONTH".

Nase oci su uvek iste velicine kao i na rodjenju, ali nos i usi nikad ne prestaju da rastu - ZASTRASUJUCE!

Elektricnu stolicu izumeo je zubar.

Noj ima vece oko od mozga.

TYPEWRITER je najduza engleska rec koja se moze sastaviti od slova iz samo jednog reda na tastaturi.

"Go" je najkraca potpuna recenica u engleskom jeziku.

Krokodil ne moze da isplazi jezik.

Upaljac za cigarete izmisljen je pre sibice.

Amerikanci pojedu u proseku 18 jutara (oko 13,5 hektara) pice dnevno.

Gotovo svako ko procita ovaj tekst probace da lizne svoj lakat.

FAKAT

Posaljite ovo svima - odusevice se!

Uzgred, probali ste da liznete svoj lakat, zar ne?

ARS wrote on 11.07.2006 at 09:36:41:

Če medsebojni odnosi ne bi bili pomembni in potrebni za naš razvoj,
bi dal Bog vsakemu človeku svoj planet.

en_bk




ARS

Vse je natančno tako kot je iz določenega razlga.

Drobtine na tvoji mizi niso nobeno mistično opozorilo tvojega jutanjega toasta;
tam so zato, ker si se odločil(a), da jih ne odstraniš.

Brez izjeme.



Richard Bach
/robati prevod iz Messiah's Handbook/

Katerakoli velika ideja je nesporno očarljiva, a povsem neuporabna,
dokler se ne odločiš, da jo začneš uresničevat'.



Richard Bach
/robati prevod iz Messiah's Handbook/

Every choice in life is an opportunity - not an obligation.  
What a difference one word can make, and what a privilege and adventure life can be.

Edna Hennessee
87 let (CEO & Founder of CSL, inc.)

Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two


1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

9 Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one,
so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is
keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try
and know someone else and expect them to know you.

13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.


REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.


True friends: How many people actually have 8 true friends?

Hardly anyone I know! But some of us have all right friends and good friends!!



ARS