Žali se gospođa doktoru:
E doktore, ja vam patim od impotencije.
Ne draga gospođo to sigurno vaš suprug pati od impotencije.
A ne ne, on boluje a ja patim.

U kom polažaju mora biti žena da bi rodila ružno dijete?

Pitaj mamu!

  Nekoliko mudrih pitanja na koja nikada nije odgovoreno...
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Who was Jesus?

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother".
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
    mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that He
    was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that He
    was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that He
    was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all---3 proofs
    that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there
    was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch
    of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up
    because there was more work to do.

(Which shows that we are all made in His Image!)

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Bolan Mujo, jesi li čuo da su nam srušili Hrvati sve džamije u Mostaru? E vala, srušičemo i mi njima onu jednu u Zagrebu.

Vozi Mujo auto i sluša na radiu vijesti. I na vijestima javlja da jedan vozač ide suprotnim smjerom, molimo opreznost !!! A na to če Mujo, kako bolan jedan, vidiii koliko ih je .