No, da malo uravnotežimo tole medspolno tehtnico. Veliko za humor, malo za res, kakor kdo hoče vzet.
Men's 26 Rules For Women
1. Despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary in many of the fine bars and fraternities throughout the country, not all men are cretins deserving your contempt.
2. Shopping is not fascinating.
3. If you REALLY want a nice guy, stop dating good-looking assholes.
4. The man is ALWAYS in charge of poking the campfire with a stick and/or tending the grill.
5. Trying to provoke a large, dangerous-looking felon from across the room is not funny.
6. Money does not equate love. Not even in Nevada.
7. Those male models with perfect bodies are all gay. Accept it.
8. You know, YOU can ask HIM out too... Let's spread the rejection around a little.
9. If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.
10. Dogs good. Cats bad.
11. Any sort of injury involving the testicles is not funny.
12. If he has to sit through "Oprah", you have to sit through "The Matrix".
13. "Fine." is not an acceptable way to end an argument.
14. Do not question a man's innate navigational abilities by suggesting he stop for directions.
15. Your (select appropriate item): butt/boobs/hair/makeup/legs look fine. As a matter of fact, it/they look damn good. Stop asking.
16. If you want a satisfying sex life, you will NEVER fake an orgasm.
17. Yes, Sharon Stone/Jennifer Lopez/Cindy Crawford is prettier than you. Just like Brad Pitt/Antonio Banderas/Keanu Reeves is better looking than him. But since neither one of you is going to be dating any of these people, love the one you're with.
18. Of course size matters, and boy does he have the grandaddy of them all.
19. Don't hog the covers.
20. He does not just want to be friends.
21. When you two are watching your show and he changes the channels during a commercial do not hassle him that they are over to change the channel back. He always knows when the timing is right. Also, when you two are channel surfing do not ask him to go back, there was a good reason why he skipped it.
22. If he mentions that a male friend of his is allowed to do something it is not necessary for you to call his wife/girlfriend to discuss it.
23. If you don't like the way he's driving close your eyes. And he would appreciate it if you would refrain from making that reverse inhaling alarmed noise. He hasn't hit anything yet and if he does it will be your fault.
24. He goes clothes shopping to buy, never to look.
25. If you want him to put the toilet seat down when he's finished then you should leave the seat up when you are finished. It's only fair. And stop giving him a hard time about missing the bowl. What do you expect from an organ that has a brain of its own.
26. Yelling to him across the house sounds exactly like stadium crowd background noise to him. He's not ignoring you.
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