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01.07.2003 at 14:24:38
 
 NOTICE:  Recall!

The Maker of ALL human beings has issued an alert for all units manufactured -- regardless of make or year -- due to a serious conflux in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a skewed
interpretive component in the original prototype units code-named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same conflux in all subsequent units.

This conflux has been technically termed, "Sub-sequential Internal Non-awareness," and has thus come to be called "SIN."

Symptoms include:

[a] Loss of direction
[b] Belief in media reports as reflecting the real world
[c] Amnesia of origin
[d] Dissatisfaction, blame and agitation
[e] Depression or confusion in the mental component
[f] Fearfulness
[g] Intimations of despair in the emotional body

The Manufacturer, Who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Original Self, has most generously
offered to bear the entire burden and staggering cost of these repairs!
No additional fee is required.

The toll free number to call for repair in all areas is:
I-N-T-E-N-T-I-O-N.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the AWARENESS OF BREATH procedure. Next, download REALIZATION from the Repair Technician
into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN belief is, it will be transmuted to:

[a] Love
[b] Joy
[c] Peace
[d] Patience
[e] Kindness
[f] Goodness
[g] Faithfulness
[h] Gentleness
[I] Generosity

Please check the operating manual, Internal Knowing, for further details on the use of these fixes.

As an added upgrade, the manufacturer has made available to all repaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance from a resident Maintenance Technician, Essence Recollection. Repaired units need only make ER welcome and full conscious awareness will begin to take up permanent residence on the premises!

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded.

For free emergency service, go the stillpoint and breathe.

DANGER: Human being units not responding to this recall action will have to continue to incarnate until full awareness is integrated into the cellular consciousness of the occupied form.


Thank you for your attention. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice.

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Reply #1 - 01.07.2003 at 14:27:35
 
Sicer sem čist površno tole prebrala, pa mi ni čist jasn kkaj to?? anyone?
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Kali, včasih se splača si vzet čas pa kako stvar pozorno prebrat. Grin
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Reply #3 - 01.07.2003 at 15:14:08
 
Edin kar mi je jasno je, da se zgornje opisani simptomi z namero transformirajo v spodnje napisane, al kaj??? Cheesy Grin

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globoko dihaj Wink
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Reply #5 - 14.08.2003 at 11:11:24
 
Love 2.0Tech Support: Yes Ma'am, how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.  Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes I can help you.  Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your heart. Have you located your heart Ma'am?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running Ma'am?

Customer: Let's see, I have past-hurt, low self-esteem, grudge, and resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase past-hurt from your current operating system.  It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override low self-esteem with a module of it's own called high self-esteem.  However, you have to   completely turn off grudge and resentment.  Those programs   prevent Love from being properly installed.  Can you turn those   off Ma'am?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off.  Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure.  Go to your start menu and invoke forgiveness.  Do this as many times as necessary until grudge and forgiveness have completely erased.

Customer: Okay done, Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.  You need to begin connecting to other hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops!  I have an error message already. It says, "error-program not run on external components." What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry Ma'am, It means the Love program is set-up to run on internal hearts but has not yet been run on your heart.  In non-technical terms, it means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So what should I do?

Tech Support: Can you pull down self-acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-self; Realize your worth; Acknowledge your limitations.

Customer: OK, done.

Tech Support: Now copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming.  Also, you need to delete verbose self-criticism from all directories and empty your recycle bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it.  Hey!!!  My Heart is filling up with new files.  Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment   are copying themselves all over My Heart.  Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes.  For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang-up. Love is Freeware.  Be sure to give it and it's various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: I promise to do just that. By the way, what's your name?

Tech Support: Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as the Great Physician, or just "I AM."  Most people feel all they need is an annual checkup to stay heart-healthy; but the manufacturer (ME) suggests a daily maintenance schedule for maximum Love efficiency.   KEEP IN TOUCH!
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