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"War continues in Iraq. They're calling it Operation Iraqi Freedom. They were going to call it Operation Iraqi Liberation until they realized that spells 'OIL.'"
... Jay Leno


"Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain."
... Jon Stewart


"Good news for Iraq. There's a 50 percent chance that President Bush will confuse it with Iran."
... Craig Kilborn

"President Bush spent the day calling names he couldn't pronounce in countries he never knew existed."
... Jay Leno


A lot of students around the country protested the war today. The National Youth and Student Peace Coalition sponsored an anti-war organization called 'Books Not Bombs.' President Bush said, 'Why do you want to drop books on them?'"
... Jay Leno


"Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be free."
... Jay Leno


"President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq? We can't even get this in Florida."
... Jay Leno


"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the
American voters to become president, either."
... David Letterman


"In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies, housing, education ... anything that's needed. Isn't that amazing? He finally comes up with a domestic agenda - and it's for Iraq. Maybe we could bring that here if it works out."
... Jay Leno