A TOUCH OF HUMOR: ZEN MOMENTS

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
4. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
5. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
8. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
12. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
13. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
14. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
15. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
16. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
17. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
18. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
19. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
20. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
21. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
22. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

You can only give what you have,
and only receive what you think you deserve.

- Eric Francis -

Samo tisto lahko daš, kar imaš,
in dobiš zgolj tisto, za kar misliš, da si zaslužiš.



Zaprmej!

ARS

Reflections
by Nidal Sakr

"Terrorism is in the eyes of the beholder."

"Might does not make wrong right."

"Power of the wicked is weakness of the good."

"Freedom has no patent."

"Intellectual garbage is non-recycleable."

"Selective knowledge has another name: IGNORANCE."

"In the face of death, there is no political correctness."

"Injustice is self-destructive."

"You only live once. Outlive your life."

"It takes more than industrialization to build civilization."

"Ultimate judges do not sit on benches."

"Oppressors are their own first victims."

"Fate of the people is written by their own will, NOT by pen of a bureaucrat."

"Ignorance is the mother of all ills."

"He who knows no peace can make no peace."

"Ignorance is the credential for every tyrant."

"A busy courtroom is a sign of a bankrupt culture."

Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

Stanislaw J. Lee

Vsaka snežinka v plazu se izgovarja, da ni kriva.



ARS

Love rarely overtakes, it mostly comes to meet us.


Wilhelm Stekel (1868-1940), psychoanalyst


Ljubezen nas redko zaloti, najpogosteje nam pride naproti.

The world always looks brighter from behind a smile.

Anonymous

Svet izza nasmeha vedno izgleda svetlejši.

Devi wrote on 11.08.2003 at 08:26:30:

Ti pa tut.  
Pa ona, pa on, pa jest ... vsi, skratka.


ARS