tomi wrote on 01.03.2003 at 20:45:43:







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> > George W. Bush is hanging out with the Queen of England. He
> > asks her, "How do you run an efficient government? Any
tips
> > you can give me?"
> > And the queen says "Well, the most important thing is
to
> > surround yourself with intelligent people."
> > Bush frowns, and replies, "Well, how do I know the
people
> > around me are really intelligent or not?"
> > The queen takes a little sip of tea, and says, "Oh,
that's
> > easy. You just ask them a riddle."
> > Then the queen pushes the button on her intercom and says
> > "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
> > So Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my
queen?"
> > The queen smiles at Tony and says, "Tony, answer me
this,
> > would you? Your mother and father have a child. It's not
your
> > brother, and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
> > Without missing a beat, Tony Blair says, "Well, that
would be
> > me."
> > The queen smiles and says, "Very good, thank
you!"
> >
> > So, back at the White House, Bush is a bit puzzled. So, he
> > asks to speak with Dick Cheney. "Hey Dick, answer this
for me,
> > would you ? Your mother and your father have a child. It's
not
> > your brother and it's not your sister... who is it?"
> > Dick Cheney frowns and says "Geez, I'm not sure..lemme
get
> > back to you."
> > So, Dick Cheney goes to all his advisors, and asks everyone
he
> > can, but no one can answer it for him. Finally, he ends up
in
> > the men's room, and he recognises Colin Powell's shoes in
the
> > next stall over. So Dick shouts over to him, "Hey
Colin... can
> > you answer this for me? Your mother and your father have a
> > child, and it's not your brother, or your sister. Who is
it?"
> > Colin Powell flushes, and yells back, "Hey, that's
easy...
> > it's me!"
> >
> > Dick Cheney smiles and yells "Thanks!" So, Dick
Cheney goes
> > back into the Oval Office and tells Bush, "Hey, I
finally
> > figured out the answer to that riddle! It's Colin
Powell!"
> > Bush gets up, and angrily stomps over to Dick Cheney.
> > Bush yells right in Dick's face, "No, you idiot! It's
Tony
> > Blair!"

V smeh me je spravu prav naslov:

Še mal resničnega heca.


In sem šel gledati kdo je začel tematiko.

Neverjetno. En konj z nickom MIKE. Sem pobrskal po spominu in se spomnu, da to sem bil včasih jest.

Jehajta, jehajta. Kako hecno. Mislim, da se bom razpoču od smeha.

Kak naslov: ŠE MAL RESNIČNEGA HECA, he he he.

Kaj pa je resnični hec? Tole, prav tole, življenje in smeh.

no MIKE, me veseli, da si utihnu.

No pa tudi ne, komu se bom pa smejal?

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Še eno sem zapazu. In obenem opozarjam avtorja-admina foruma GAPE-ta, da naj bo previden. Se spomnim, da je Tomaž Domicelj tožil Jonasa, pred časom zaradi naslova ene oddaje, ki je nosila naslov kot njegov album.

GAPE, pa veš, da je album IDEJE IZPOD ODDEJE izdal Andrej Šifrer pred 20 ali več leti.  In kakor forum postaja precej javna zadeva, zna Šifko zavohat kak dodaten vir zaslužka?

Harry, podoben vic kot tvoj o Kuri pa Konju pa Mercedesu je tisti o miškecu in slonu, ko najprvo mišek pade v jamo (in ga reši slon s pomočjo svojega dolgega tiča) nato pa pade v jamo še slon. Reši ga mišek - po mobiju pokliče gasilce, da pridejo s tadolgo lestvijo. Nauk zgodbe: sploh ni važen, če imaš majhnega. Važen je, da imaš mobi!


luštkan vic o slonu in mišu: miš pride na obalo jezera, kjer se kopa slon in ga podi ven iz vode. Po daljšem prepiru se slon odloči, da ustreže mišu, in kakor hitro prileze ven iz vode, mišek ves razočaran reče: Pejt ti kar nazaj v vodo. Vidim, da ti nisi meni kopalk ukradu.

Tole je pa res resnični hec. Sem poslušal po radiju kako Slobo zeza one v Haagu.

Najprej so mu napisali obtožnico v angleškem jeziku. Je rekel, ja to ne razumem.
Nato so mu napisali v srbohrvaškem jeziku in verjetno je prevajalec uporabljal bolj Hrvaške besede. Kao lep..ljep.
In Slobo zopet pove, jaz to ne razumem, ker je pisano v hrvaškem jeziku.

Dober je.

LP Harry

Nisem zamenjal, je pa res, da tudi Šešelj meša štrene. In to hudo. In tista je bosa, ko je Slobo pozval za pričo Radovana Karadžiča. Si predstavljaš sodišče, ki ve, da jih zeza, pa ne smejo p....it.

LP Harry

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