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Title: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy.faq (za terranio in druge Post by bp on 17.11.2003 at 13:45:15 ============ Introduction ============ This is the Frequently Asked Questions list for the alt.buddha.short.fat.guy newsgroup. It's posted in the group infrequently enough to be frustrating but often enough to be annoying. Relax. Have a cigar. A friend writes: Yes, you are correct, it is annoying and it is not funny. It displays a profound ignorance of Buddhism and a remarkable insensitivity to the millions of people who practice it. As we said, "Relax. Have a cigar." More precisely, "Mu." We exist in a living room, with an almond colour couch in a tough fabric, an avocado carpet, a TV that doesn't work, and a lava lamp, in addition to the household shrine in the corner. Pull up a beanbag and join us. Send questions for inclusion in this list to Alf the Poet . Section 1. Getting Started Section 2. The Buddha Section 3. Buddha Nature Section 4. El Dupree Section 5. The Deli Lama, an a.b.s.f.g Cafeteria Section 6. Quotes from Our Readers Section 7. The a.b.s.f.g Banned Words List Appendix B. Eddifying List of Doubtful and Unconditionally Purposeless Reasons Explaining the namE Appendix B. All aBout wayS oF pronouncinG the name Appendix B. Net, What Net? Appendix D. Dupreestock Appendix A. Acknowledgements =============== Getting Started =============== 1.1 Does this newsgroup have a FAQ list? Yes. 1.2 How can I get it? Apparently, you don't. 1.3 Does this newsgroup have a purpose? Yes. 1.4 Which is? See question 2. 1.5 Is this an actual newsgroup, or is my system being toyed with? Yes, and yes. 1.6 Shouldn't you change the name? The Buddha wasn't short or fat. Besides, it's insulting to real Buddhists. See this section (question 1.6), The Buddha (question 2.4), El Dupree (question 4.3), and Appendix B. 1.7 For people who claim to be Buddhists, you guys are awfully X. What? Irreverent? Silly? Disrespectful? Intelligent? Strong? Handsome? Shapely? Turquoise? What??!! 1.8 Arrrggghhh! Fine, then, do what you like. Heh. Don't tell me what to do! |
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Title: Re: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy.faq (za terranio in d Post by bp on 17.11.2003 at 13:46:09 ========== The Buddha ========== 2.1 Who was the Buddha? The Buddha, originally called Gautama, was a young Ksatriya of comfortable means who became disillusioned with his bourgeois existence and set out to find himself. He adopted an austere way of life, even abandoning his Doors tapes - certainly not standard procedure for those on similar quests. Eventually, he achieved enlightenment, whereupon he became known as "The Buddha," "The Enlightened One," or, to his friends, "Budd Light." 2.2 Isn't it silly having so many names for one person? I'm sorry. I can't argue unless you've paid. 2.3 Wait, what about the "Buddah?" He spends his time hanging out with Ghandi in New Dheli. Munching on gerkhins, no doubt. 2.4 Is the purpose of this newsgroup to insult the Buddha? No. However, since the last thing the Buddha wanted was veneration, perhaps we are insulting him by not insulting him. You have deeply troubled us. ============= Buddha Nature ============= 3.1 What is Buddha nature? As that prominent Buddhist, Louis Armstrong, said: "If you have to ask, you'll never know." 3.2 Does X have Buddha nature? X does, but you don't. Exception: if X is Rush Limbaugh, he doesn't and you do. 3.3 Could you repeat that? Yes. 3.4 Hey, I heard a great Buddhist joke... Yeah, we know. Let us tell it to you instead: A zen student walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." But we have a better ending: The vendor then proceeds to throw the student to the ground and shoved a Hebrew National, all-beef, kosher hot dog with Bob's Own Zesty Vegetarian Chili into the student's left nostril while screaming, "Do you know how many times I've heard that one?!?!" The hot dog is enlightened. 3.5 OK, wise guy, then how many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A tree in a golden forest. 3.6 So Master, is the soul immortal or not? Do we survive our bodily death or do we get annihilated? Do we really reincarnate? Does our soul split up into component parts which get recycled, or do we as a single unit enter the body of a biological organism? And do we retain our memories or not? Or is the doctrine of reincarnation false? Is perhaps the Christian notion of survival more correct? And if so, do we get bodily resurrected, or does our soul enter a purely Platonic spiritual realm? Your breakfast is getting cold. 3.7 Walking along a crowded sidewalk a wanderer noticed an old man with a bottle in one hand and a wooden bowl in the other, sitting against a wall and shouting, "Alms for the thirsty!" As the wanderer approached, the man took a long drink and repeated his plea. Reaching into his pocket, the wanderer pulled out a coin and placed it in the bowl. Instead of the usual response - thank you, bless you, or mere silence - the man peered up and said, "Remember one thing, boy. Zen is not a philosophy. Zen is not a religion. Zen is just a damn attitude." The wanderer laughed and said, "Thank you." 3.8 Rene Descartes walks into a bar and has a drink. The bartender asks him, "Would you like another?" Descartes pauses and says, "I think not," and promptly disappears. The bartender is enlightened. 3.8 So, Enlightened One, are you able to affect the physical universe in a way fundamentally different from that before starting your meditation practice? I mean, can you forecast the future precisely, move distant heavy objects by thought, emit high-power radio or ultraviolet waves, etc.? Better yet, I can hop on one foot. 3.9 A funny thing happened in the bookshop today. I was looking in the New Age section for Zen books. They were spread all over the place. I turned to the assistant behind the counter: "Excuse me?" "Yes, sir?" "Why aren't all the books on Zen together?" "Because Zen has nothing to do with itself, sir." 3.10 Can one make an offering of one's Buddha nature? If I say "yes," I am lying. If I say "no," I am lying. So, "No, but a technical "yes", although "yes" really doesn't make much sense. So, "no." And if I say "maybe," SQUISH! Just like grape. |
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Title: Re: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy.faq (za terranio in d Post by bp on 17.11.2003 at 13:46:48 ========= El Dupree ========= 4.1 Does El Dupree have Buddha Nature? Yes. 4.2 Does the Buddha have El Dupree Nature? Often. 4.3 Who is El Dupree? He is the true short.fat.guy, Ghost of the Western Plain, an unbathed drifter of much notoriety, who gave us the game CamChata, "Devil Fingers." 4.4 Huh? What he said. 4.5 Are there koans in the tradition of El Dupree? There were several developed in the 50's, but there are only re-runs now. 4.6 Open the pod bay doors, Hal. Get serious. I've changed a lot since then. 4.7 But what's El Dupree really like? Well, it's easier to list the many things El Dupree is not. Clean and sober come to mind... 4.8 Tell me a koan. Read on: El Dupree came upon an injured cur on the road to Mejave Mai. "Rise cur," El Dupree said, casually pushing up the brim of his big spangled sombrero. He sucked air through his teeth and waited. The cur glanced sidelong at the colorful stranger and hissed, "Yeah, riiiight. A crappity smacking miracle worker? A talking hat? Funny man from downtown?" El Dupree reached for his revolver, hesitated, and instead, took out a #14 vinyl headsack. Yes, it was going to be a long day, he thought. And the dog was enlightened. 4.9 Do I have time for another koan? You have 15 minutes before the last bus leaves. Read on: Pepito could just see daylight through the seams of the #14 vinyl headsack. He found that if he cocked his head slightly to one side, he could glimpse, through the splitting seam of the headsack (the aging headsack, the headsack that smelled of masa harina and hair oil, the hated headsack of enforced ignorance), one crusty corner of El Dupree's mouth. El Dupree licked his lips, his tongue the color of well-cured meerschaum, and muttered, "Yust you vate." Pepito was enlightened. 4.10 What's CamChata? Read on: The big-hatted lone figure on the horizon went unnoticed by the sleeping man curled next to the pile of blackened chicken bones. Faint dust devils rose behind the approaching stranger's horse and the morning sun let play its light on the little dangling balls on the brim of El Dupree's impressive sombrero. Yes, men had made fun of the proud sombrero, but those men were dead, El Dupree thought to himself as he spurred toward the sleeping man he would soon awaken and challenge to the deadliest of all games, the game that had made its way from Tierra del Fuego, across Chile, and into the heart of Mexico: CamChata! Devil Fingers!! 4.11 Does CamChata hurt? Oh, baby, does it ever. Read on: I rebel. Grandfather. Embrace me. I rebel. Yarn on the left, stones in groups of three and one, the lizard bleeding from my fingernails. I rebel. 4.12 Is there more poetry inspired by El Dupree? Yes. 4.13 What does El Dupree have to do with Buddhism? If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him, but if you meet El Dupree, duck! ===================================== The Deli Lama, an a.b.s.f.g Cafeteria ===================================== We are pleased to announce that the following items are available on the menu. Please continue to patronize your cafeteria as you always have in the past. Thanks, The Cafeteria Staff Buddha's Koan Stew Only the enlightened know what's in it. Samsara Pizza So ordinary it's extra special. Prajna Beef It is beef. It is not beef. Mind over Matzo Mix Talmud with your Sutra. Dhyana Chicken After just one serving, you'll meditate for hours atop the porcelain throne. Buddha Light Tastes great! Less filling! And all the enlightenment of our regular Buddha! Double Dharma Espresso Wakes up the buddha inside you. Triple Mocha Zen Latte Just sit and enjoy. Or just sit. Sno-Koan Now in three Zen flavors: , , and . Avalokitesvhara Soup In the tureen are many tentacles and eyes. Moksha Java Takes you right THERE! |
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Title: Re: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy.faq (za terranio in d Post by bp on 17.11.2003 at 13:47:49 ======================= Quotes from Our Readers ======================= NOTE: If you try to be deep, you're not. If your quote gets included here even so, rest assured we know you tried and we're laughing at you. You know who you are. So do we. Which quotes make up this section are solely determined by karma, divination, sun spots, and the whim of the keeper of the FAQ. Remember, fame can be a dangerous thing. Tim Larkin, March 31, 1993 Truth and falsehood are both whatever, and simultaneously not so, rather than not. Peter da Silva, April 24, 1993 That was Zen, this is Tao. From the Sundays at Moosewood Cookbook, April, 1993 Don't abandon Jambalaya if you don't want to make the roux. David L. Coffey, May 28, 1993 ZEN IS...Joyfully walking a never-ending path that does not exist. On a sojourn to a destination that does not exist. The delusion of your joy and the delusion of your existence are the only true reality. Forrest Cahoon, July 7, 1993 Uh...the Tao that can be posted...er, uh...never mind. R. J. Mulroy, August 24, 1993 Courage, serenity, and wisdom are just dry grass. John C. Abbe, aka Rademir, November 2, 1993 Nyah nyah, you're more enlightened than I am! Mike "still watching t.v." Renning, February 9, 1994 It's not nice to fool Buddha Nature! Johan van Zanten, March 21, 1994 I imagine that someone who is enlightened is more like a lighthouse in the distance, rather than a net cast about you. John Morton, March 21, 1994 Given the choice of buddha nature or a dog biscuit, is there any doubt which one a dog would choose? Scot Carpenter, March 28, 1994 Don't put Descartes' before the horse... Luke C. Bairan, May 13, 1994 The precepts are like a scaffolding used to erect a building, once the building is up we remove the scaffolding. Bill Keyes, June 3, 1994 Now put one of my damn quotes in the FAQ!!!! Nova Spivak, June 26, 1994 I don't care how many levels of reality you posit, as soon you posit even one, it's turtles all the way down. Atanu Dey, July 24, 1994 Greater vehicle, lesser vehicle, no matter. All vehicles will be towed at owner's expense. Lefty Redux, July 26, 1994 Sneeze-grass weasel pump, mustard-ice zymotic; farflung perturbation, Cassiopoeia waistcoat sasquatch. Jacob Hamm, August 24, 1994 Would you awaken if you were to Awaken while you were asleep? Bill Keyes, October 2, 1994 FAQ!! FAQ!!! Put this one in the FAQ, Alf! Jimbear Huddle, October 9, 1994 We're Buddhists, ma'am. Scott Pugh, October 11, 1994 I worry that I am just bread to the pop culture circuses. Andrew Boniface, November 6, 1994 Emptiness is form. Then some bureaucrat expects you to fill out the form with a #2 pencil. Austin George Loomis, November 13, 1994 Why does every bunch of Followers turn their particular Leader's path to Truth into an excuse to administer that path in suppository form? Dar Westlake, February 14, 1995 Say, anyone know the correct way to twirl a dorje? Bob Knight, February 25, 1995 I have a yen to be bamboo: it's full of knots, dies suddenly and is eaten by pandas. Bill Marcum, February 26, 1995 Do you feel enlightened, punk? Mike Renning, March 15, 1995 It's nice to know we can convince even the official news routers that we're bogus. Mike Renning, March 30, 1995 Yanni is begging for the headsack. Ernst Berg, May 19, 1995 alt.buddha.short.fat.guy: living the electronic buddhist way to a crazy cajun beat and you want flowers? Johan van Zanten, May 19, 1995 I think you need to watch less television. Either that or more television. Bill Keyes, aka the Ferret-Meister, June 19, 1995 If only we can get rid of the "Buddhism" part of American Buddhism, we might just have something useful. Bill Atwood, July 2, 1995 How much is that Dogen in the window... Bill Keyes, July 9, 1995 Ponder? Ponder. Ponder! Rob Young, July 10, 1995 Here's a ritual I perform every morning before I leave the house: I offer myself a five dollar bill, due to the generous, helpful, and compasisionate nature I show. Then I accept the five dollars in the spirit of generosity, helpfulness, and compassion. Then I slap myself. After that, I'm pretty much ready to face the day! On the mornings I don't have a five dollar bill in my wallet, I just slap myself. Dar Westlake, July 11, 1995 Between buddhists and taoists, they know we're deluded and we know they are. Seein' as both are correct, what's the problem? Jacob Hamm, July 28, 1995 Maybe we are just how reality does introspection. =============================== The a.b.s.f.g Banned Words List =============================== 7.1 Children (as an epithet) 7.2 Attachment (though we don't care too much about this one) 7.3 Stopping Thought (our motto, but don't say it) 7.4 Oreo's (after 10 p.m. PST) 7.5 Kalpa (this will be removed from the list after a kalpa) 7.6 Alf's ex-girlfriend's mother (ack! poo!) 7.7 Sangha (time to switch to decaf) 7.8 Lineage (AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH) (!!!!) 7.9 That's excellent, X! (especially where X == Alf) |
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Title: Re: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy.faq (za terranio in d Post by bp on 17.11.2003 at 13:48:31 ================================================================== Eddifying List of Doubtful and Unconditionally Purposeless Reasons Explaining the namE ================================================================== B.1 Bob Mulroy Look, every other day some cherry asks: Why is this newsgroup called alt.buddha.short.fat.guy? The Buddha wasn't short or fat! So how come we don't put in the FAQ the following disclaimer: You're right! He wasn't short or fat. In fact we've never seen a shakya who was short or fat! Unless they were gravely ill. The point is, that most of the unwashed have the impression that the rotund, jowly fellow who sits in the lotus-position in most Chinese restaurants is the Buddha. The group's name makes as much sport of that impression as it does anything else. In fact, if you have an idea of the Buddha, we're making fun of you!!! NAA NAA NAAAA NAAAA NAAAAA!!! B.2 Alf the Poet The Original Buddha definitely was not short and fat. As I keep on saying, over and over and over and over in this group, the short.fat.guy after whom the group is named is not the Buddha, it's El Dupree. Catch up, people! B.3 Sari Ellen Stiles I'm sick of answering this question. B.4 Jim Huddle The Buddha was actually the "tall cool one," of whom Robert Plant sang in the late 80's, as his comeback career seemed to have amazing s.f.g overtones. After the ascetic thing, he could never really get the poundage up to the level of his college days, where his nickname was "blott-ho." It is that chubby, beehr-bellhied bohy that the s.f.g. "rub my tummy!!" statues are fashioned after. It is him, not the drab, "post-enlight-orate," cool figure of the days after "the bodhi incident," that we celebrate here at a.b.s.f.g. B.5 Tony Mook Oh, my Buddha! He was actually a very large man, 647.42 lbs. last time he was weighed. I am not sure if that included his wraps and sandals or not. I've got a picture of him right here but my scanner is down or I would send it to you to prove it. Next thing you will say was that he wasn't bald or that he wore Levi's 501 cutoffs daily or that he ate brown rice and drank purple tea and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. Wooooooooooooweeeeeeeeee! B.6 Lee Love Hee, hee, hee! No, but Curley of the Three Stooges was short and fat! B.7 Terry Alford What difference does it make whether Buddha was short, fat, or a guy? B.8 Wei-Hwa Huang Why is this group called alt.buddha.short.fat.guy? The buddha wasn't guy or alt! B.9 David Hines Why isn't alt.buddha.short.fat.guy not called alt.buddha.fat.short.guy? B.10 J Huff That's obvious! El Dupree is short and fat, not fat and short. B.11 Steven Coulter Consider the following: - If thine newsgroup offends thee, cut it out (i.e., unsubscribe). - The essence of Buddhism does not include an attachment to propriety. - Buddhism does not forbid humor, even sophomoric humor. - Many of the most regular contributors to absfg are practicing Buddhists. - Most of the rest are Buddhism sympathizers ("fellow travellers?"). - Many of us appreciate Buddhism in part because it does not insist on taking itself too seriously. - You ignore the significance of El Dupree. - Would a short, fat Buddha be any less a Buddha because of these physical characteristics? - Are you sure you have a better grasp of what the Buddha would want than the other posters of this newsgroup? B.12 Stavros I don't care if he was short and fat or tall and slim. The important thing is that he was hung like a stallion. B.13 Karl Geiger Are you beginning to understand the joke now? B.14 WPrestonG It was cute the first time I read the group, but now it's getting tedious. How many times can you hear the same joke over and over again? B.15 Bill Keyes Until you finally get the joke, I suppose. I think the problem might be that quite a few people see the name, assume it is nothing more than a clever joke, an insult of the Buddha, or just a silly group name. That is when we have offended people. But the name is so much more than that. If one were to ask the master a question and got the answer "A dried shit-stick," I think we'd all know what the master was saying. alt.buddha.short.fat.guy. Think of it as a koan, because that's what it is. And so much more. alt.buddha.short.fat.guy fills a need on the Usenet and, for some of us, in our own practice. Just as other groups fill other needs. There is no insult in the name. Only the highest honor and love possible. A dried shit-schtick. |
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Title: Re: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy.faq (za terranio in d Post by bp on 17.11.2003 at 13:48:51 ====================================== All aBout wayS oF pronouncinG the name ====================================== Much recent debate has focused on how to pronounce the abbreviated form of the name of the group, "a.b.s.f.g." Here are some suggestions for you to ignore as you make up your own pronunciation: B.1 ay-be-ess-eff-gee B.2 Ab's Fig B.3 alt-dot-buddha-dot-short-fat-guy B.4 ah-BOOSH-fig B.5 Dupreeville ============== Net, What Net? ============== B.1 Alf's a.b.s.f.g WWW Page http://www.epix.net/~alf/absfg/ B.2 El Dupree's Tex-Mex Cantina and Sports Bar, www.uchicago.edu/users/chulbe/absfg/absfg.html]http://student-www.uchicago.edu/users/chulbe/absfg/absfg.html[/url] B.3 Rabbit's a.b.s.f.g archive ftp://ftp.teleport.com/pub/users/rabbit =========== Dupreestock =========== On September 3, 1994, Madison, Wisconsin was the site for an amazing event. The Middle Coast Association of Renegade Buddhists, Martian Quilters, Home Brewers, and Pickle Canners' 129th Annual Picnic, Orgy, and Family Reunion Potluck, or DUPREESTOCK '94 Thus began a tradition many thousands of seconds old, bringing light, love, and spicy food to a nation hungry for other things. Hundreds of people were in the University of Wisconsin's Memorial Union (MU) on that day (although only about 20 of them actually attended the festival - most were at the bar in the basement or at the wedding reception down the hall). He was short. He was fat. And he wore a silly haa-aat! And he's got to get his ferret Back from that Viiii-iiiixen! By the time we got to Dupreestock We were haaaalf a doZen strong And everywhere was a gong And a meditaaaaaation! And I dreamed I saw Sombrero Grande Riding shotgun in the van Turning into the best man At the receeeeption! - Jim "Rockin' Bear" Huddle Posters by a.b.s.f.g's resident mom, Sari Stiles, sold like hotcakes, and had doubled in value just a week after the event (not all posters increase in value, some go down, but the Committee has judged this poster to have an excellent chance to provide a significant return on your investment). Commemorative bumper stickers by Alf the Poet can now be found on cars, lampposts, and restroom walls all over the country. Bob Mu's pickles and Spicy Veg Chili kept things lively, as did the meditational tapes donated by Rama and the American Buddhist Society (there was unanimous agreement on the quality of the music and inspirational sound bites). Just as inspirational were Johan van Zanten's hair (judged Best in Show) and Bill Keyes' magnificent ferret hat! Major league kudos from everyone to Bob Mu, who organized the event and provided lodging for just about everyone. Bob's contribution cannot be measured but in kalpas. Plans are already under way for next year's event, which we hope will culminate in the traditional "co-ed naked bungee jump of peace," jointly performed by Tipper Gore, His Holiness the Dalai Lama, Charo, and His Halitosis El Dupree. With all the publicity we anticipate, we expect at least 22 people to attend next year's festival! So be there for The Middle Coast Association of Renegade Buddhists, Martian Quilters, Home Brewers, and Pickle Canners' 128th Annual Picnic, Orgy,and Family Reunion Potluck, DUPREESTOCK '95! ====================================================== On June 3, 1995, Milwaukee, Wisconsin was the site for another amazing event. The Middle Coast Association of Renegade Buddhists, Martian Quilters, Home Brewers, and Pickle Canners' 128th Annual Picnic, Orgy, and Family Reunion Potluck, or DUPREESTOCK '95 Also known as Dharmapalooza Midwest, the even drew a huge, uh, handful of people. The battle cry for this year's event was "Pewaukee, ho!" after Sari Ellen Trinlay Stiles gave out the wrong directions to the site. Activities centered around food, NeoLuddites, food, "a really wild video thing," food, and talk about SCA [ed. note - akin to reggae, SCA is a musical style combining the rhythms of the Carribbean with old English folksongs; musicians wear dreadlocks and armor as they do battle using crossbows and steel drums]. Musical entertainment by Joleen Stiles was well receieved as she played her hits, Mary Had a Little Lamb and Hot Cross Buns, in a leather jerkin and chainmail. In addition, Joleen was running around in an attempt to get moving fast enough to become shorter and fatter. However she apparently had not changed in size by the end of the day. Once again, postes by Sari were the hit of the event. A large volume were sold, and more can be ordered by sending a check or money order for U.S. $13.50 to Sari. Of course, there was also food: Tortilla chips, cheese dip, bean dip, salsa, cheetoes, onion bagels with garden cheese, and cheese pie, and apple pie, and cherry pie, and chocolate silk pie, and... and... soda... and... well, everybody ate pretty well. The following was chosen as the event's representative poem: We met as sparks - diverging flints Sent various, scattered ways - We parted as the central flint Were cloven with an adze - Subsisting on the light we bore Before we felt the dark - A flint unto this day, perhaps, But for that single spark. - Emily Plans are underfoot for a Dharmapalooza 2.5, perhaps in September. And, of course, next year's Dupreestock promises to be, uh, well, there will be one, anyway... ================ Acknowledgements ================ There are so many people to thank, and so little disk space. Here goes... - The original a.b.s.f.g "founders," Lindsey Durway, Terry Smith, Brian Rice, Mary Ellen Paul (and her plastic cardinal), and anyone I might have missed, for their vision - Brian Rice, for asking me to take over the FAQ back in early 1993 - Dave Anderson, for contributing artwork for the web pages (even if he may not know he did) - El Dupree, for keeping his stink far, far away from me - Tortilla Dupree, for you know what (heh) - Everyone who reads and/or contributes to a.b.s.f.g, for their kindness and inspiration ========================================================================= Anything authored by Alf is copyright whatever year this is by Alf the Poet. If you're a lawyer, this will interest you: All trademarks mentioned in any document created by Alf are the property of their respective owners. Nobody guarantees anything at all about what you find here. You may freely copy and distribute any portion of any document created by Alf the Poet as long as you a) place this entire notice (spaces too!), or a pointer to it, in any copies you make 2) make no modifications (you're not that clever) D) receive nothing in return (except the joy of sharing) Violating these requirements will result in, well, just heaps of really bad karma. We know where you live. ========================================================================= |
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Title: Re: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy.faq (za terranio in d Post by Terrania on 17.11.2003 at 19:28:23 Hvala! :-* |
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